Me: I will not be like the other Okita groupies. I will not be like the other Okita groupies. I will not be like the other Okita groupies. I will not be like the other Okita groupies. I will not be like the other Okita groupies. I will not be like the other Okita groupies. I will not be like the other Okita groupies. I will not be like the other Okita groupies…
Okita:
Me: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT SOUJI, STOP LEADING ME INTO TEMPTATION
Cute fact: In Hakuouki Memories of the Shinsengumi, it notes that Souji proposes to Chizuru in May 1869. Souji’s historical death is June of 1868, meaning that he surpasses his normal life span with with Chizuru in the happy ending
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** Note: I am adding this belatedly, but I should clarify that in Hakuouki SSL, Okita is famous for taking cell phone pictures all the time, especially when it will embarrass people (Hijikata being a prime target, but Okita’s pretty equal-opportunity). This series of texts comes out of that…
14 A text that wasn’t sent 17 A comforting text 28 A sarcastic text
Part 1: Okita to Saito ~ Text that wasn’t sent
Hajime come to the cafeteria! Possible food fight are your Discipline Cttee senses tingling? I’ll get a picture for y [END OF UNSENT TEXT]
Part 2: Saito to Okita ~ Comforting text?
Souji. Thank you for attempting to aid me earlier. It is unfortunate that your phone was damaged when you tripped. However, most people do not use a soup bowl for soy sauce / wasabi. You may be concerned that photos of your accident are being spread throughout the school. Although this is the case, I am requiring students to delete the key images whenever I see them. This tactic is meeting with mixed success. I note that Harada-sensei brought the images to the attention of Hijikata-sensei, possibly for disciplinary reasons. I believe that two of the images show the original food fight participants in the background. Hijikata-sensei has decided to make a school-wide announcement telling students that images of your accident are to be deleted immediately. He said that the images are disrupting classes. He will make the announcement as soon as he stops coughing. I do not like to criticize, but he should smoke less.
Part 3: Okita to Saito ~ Sarcastic doesn’t really cover it
Dear person who used to be my friend. Thanks to you randomly stopping people in the hallways to delete photos everyone has now heard about them. I’m going home.
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